Thursday, September 23, 2010

Random Story/Joke Time

Hello. I just came accross this story from a friend of ours. I hadn't read it in a while, just read it again, and started laughing. Hope you enjoy it. And I hope to put up more pictures tomorrow.

Gavin

That being said, the joke is below.....


What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, accepts money from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to convince the Israeli that he should give his coffee to the Palestinian in the spirit of peace.

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