Saturday, March 5, 2011

NOT my story either..........I think........wait...​....can't even remember what I was talking about............wha​t?

NOT my story ;)....
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

3 comments:

  1. I know you think that I'm going to ask you if you're SURE it's not your story, so I won't. I already know the answer. :) (JK,- I couldn't resist.) -Kendal

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  2. Hey!!! Splutterz......stammerz.....tries to insist his innocence...........BAHHHH! So mean!
    You're right. It's true. :P

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